Here I am, lying on my perfect soft couch, minding my own business, and ANOTHER cat-blog appears on my screen... WTF?!?! I'm surfing casually on BlogExplosion to get more clicks, and all I get is fecking cat-blogs! I don't mean to be rude (and yet I do), but people who blog about the life of their precious kitties cannot earn my respect (in any way). Suuuure it's fine to post a pic or two, but "The k-litter b(l)ox" is honestly just plain creepy. This is just a little prayer to all the cat-blogging idiots out there: I DON'T WANNA READ ABOUT YOUR UGLY CAT, and I doubt that the rest of the world would want to either. So please do me (and everyone else) a favour and BLOG ABOUT SOMETHING INTERESTING. Like lesbians. Nude lesbians. Now THAT's quality ;)
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This morning, I fed my cat.
Then it took a dump.
Then it licked itself.
Then it took a nap.
Now, here it is again, waiting to be fed.
So that it can take a dump.
And then lick itself.
And go to sleep.
I'm still waiting for the nudies. ...
meow.
That cat is plain hideous... Like a genetic alteration experiment gone wrong...
Great post, I will try and get back again soo.
Back to surfing along on blogexplosion...