How many dum lesbian jokes do you hear pr. day? I don't get any... I search for them online (geee what a "sister" I am!)

Q. How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and the other to write a folk
song about it.


Q. Why do lesbians like whales so much?
A. Because they have 50 foot tongues, and air holes on the top of their heads.

*A woman goes to the gynecologist,and upon examination, the doctor says, "Why, it's immaculate in here! What do you do to keep yourself so hygenic?"
The woman responds, "I have a woman in twice a week." (mohaha THAT'S fun!!)

*Have you heard... about the new lesbian tennis shoe called "Dyke"? (pronounced DIKEE) Yeah! It has an extra long tongue and it only takes one finger to get it off! (Laaaame imo)

Q. What's the difference between a lesbian and a dyke?
A. About $30,000 a year

Q. Why Does a Butch Have Short Hair?
A. So hair won't get in her face while eating

Q: What do you call a lesbian will fat fingers?
A: Well Hung..!!

Enough with the gay jokes already!!

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