As far as I'm concerned there is only ONE reason in this world to turn straight: David Beckham! Look at the man...

I'm not just looking at Beckham's Banana here (more like aubergine in this photo, I'm sort of hoping this is photoshopped...), but the man has a HAWT body! Maybe my attraction to him is merely because he is quite girly? (I used to be OBSESSED with Hanson back in the day. When they looked like girls. Aherm) or maybe I just find it attractive that he is so selfconfident and doesn't give a toss if people call him gay or biseksual. The man has something, I don't know what it is, but I definitely would...