Q:What did one lesbian frog say to the other?
A:Well I'll be damned....we DO taste like chicken!!

Q:What did the lesbian gas station attendant say when the leggy blonde pulled in?
A:Mind if I check under your hood?

The Top Ten Things Heterosexuals Need To Know About Gay People:
10. We didn't invent disco music so stop blaming us
9. We're not sure about Ricky Martin either.
8. We also didn't invent the colour black, but we are in complete agreement that you look better in it.
7. We are secretly glad Anne Heche is back on your team. She scares us.
6. Our so-called "radar" does not get us more cable stations or better reception
5. We think your mini-vans are sooo cute!
4. David Crosby was not Melissa Etheridge's only choice.
3. If he is using two or more hair products at any one time, yes, he is.
2. If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, she is too.

And the number one thing that heterosexuals need to know about gay people is...
1. Relax, we don't want you! (I like that one!)

If homosexuality is a disease, lets all call in queer to work "Hello. Can't work today, still queer".
- Robin Tyler (maybe one should use that...hmmm)